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DURCHEINANDER / Chapter Ten / TOMMY'S REPLACEMENT

DURCHEINANDER
 
THE HOMAGE TO SIR ALFRED HITCHCOCK



Chapter Ten
TOMMY'S REPLACEMENT / July 26, 2013
  Wendell Johnson locked the front door of Melanie's Burger Bistro and went to the rooftop to see if there was anything Melanie wanted from the kitchen before he retired. He found Melanie and company surrounded by empty wine bottles and open bags of potting soil. Thelma, Melanie and their gentleman friend had dirt all over their hands, faces and clothes.
  "Good evening, Thelma and Louise.  Who, pray tell is the handsome gallant you've been hogging all evening."  Wendell winked at Mitchell Doyle.
  "This is Mr. Doyle. He owns the building.  Thelma replied.
  "Even better,"  Wendell showed more interest.
  "Mr. Doyle, this is Mr. Wendell Johnson, our new cook."  Thelma properly introduced them.
  "You know, Mr. Doyle, I'm the one who make the crickets go away.  I'm an exceptional cook and..." Wendell began.
  "Save it.  He's taken, "  Thelma laughed.  "You're late.  Louise nabbed him."  Thelma stepped back and tripped over a bag of potting soil.  She landed on her rear end.  "Give me a hand, Louise.  I've fallen and I can't get up."
  "You two simply must stop calling me Louise!  The new customers are calling me Louise!"  Melanie insisted.
  "Well, I'm just happy to see you all in good spirits, and I do mean 'spirits' in the alcoholic sense of the word.  What a mess!  What on earth is going on up here?"  Wendell surveyed the scene.
  "We're just testing rose wines and planting the next crop of tomato vines."  Mitch made no excuses.
  "Can I get you people anything from the kitchen before I turn in?  Another crate of wine, perhaps?"  Wendell offered.
  "Why yes, Wendell.  Thank you.  Please bring us that last bag of Bernard's Bone Meal from the pantry.  We had a bag but Thelma seems to've misplaced it.  I do hope she didn't place it on the ledge and allow it to fall on some poor tourist's head.  Bad for business."  Melanie replied.
  "It prevents blossom end rot, you know,"  Thelma added.
  "What?  Getting hit on the head or the fertilizer?"  Mitch asked.
  Melanie laughed so hard she snorted.  She was trying to help Thelma to get up but kept losing her grip and dropping her.
  "You SNORTED!  Miss Prim Proper snorted!  Did you fellas hear that?!"  Thelma's eyes were watering.
  "Well, we don't want blossom end rot, do we?"  Wendell shook his head and went to get the fertilizer.  He returned too soon with a ghastly pale complexion.
  "There's a mad man ripping the kitchen apart!"  Wendell said in a strained whisper.
  "Call the police!"  Thelma scrambled to her feet.  "Our phones are in the office downstairs!"
  "So is mine!"  Wendell cringed.
  Suddenly they heard a phone ring.
  "O Thank God!"  Thelma declared.  "A customer probably forgot their phone.  Thank God!  Find it!"
  "It's coming from over there!"  Mitch pointed.  They all ran towards the ringing phone.
  "It's coming from inside that bag of bone meal."  Melanie said with a feeling of horror growing stronger each second.
  "Just rip it open! Give it to me!"  Wendell dusted off the phone off and answered it.
  "Hello,"  Wendell said in a nice, polite manner, as if nothing was wrong.
  "Jesus!  Wendell!  Have you lost your mind!?  Hang up and call the police!"  Mitch growled.
  Wendell pulled away as if he was making a private call.
  "Honey,  I sound different because I'm not Tommy.  Tommy isn't here right now.  Listen, whoever you are, I need to hang up now because I have an important call."  Wendell explained to the stranger who said she was calling from Baker and wanted to know why Tommy never showed up.
  "The fire escape!"  Thelma suggested.
  "No! Thelma! No!"  Wendell put his hand over the mouth piece.  "He's down there waiting for us!"  He warned and then went back to his call.
  "Your name is Josephine? OK, Miss Josephine, I'm going to have to be rude and put you on hold.  I can't imagine why he paid for a babysitter for Benjamine and then didn't show up.  We'll talk about it in a minute."  Wendell put Josephine on hold and dialed 911.  "It's ringing.  It's ringing."
  "Who the hell are you talking to?"  Mitch, Thelma and Melanie surrounded Wendell.
  "I don't know!  Some lady named Josephine with a kid named Ben who wants to talk to somebody named Tommy.  I put her on hold.  I couldn't hang up on her.  She sounds so distressed!"  Wendell said while the phone was ringing on the other end.  "Still ringing.  Still ringing."
  "Melanie, isn't Tommy Barton the name of the cook I replaced?"  Wendell asked.  "Still ringing. Still ringing."
  Melanie clutched her pearl necklace so tightly it broke. She fainted and landed with a loud thud.
  Wendell completely lost it.  He started screaming and couldn't stop.
  Mitch grabbed the phone and talked to the police.  
  Thelma pointed towards the ocean.
  "Wendell!  Wendell! Snap out of it!  Is that the man you saw in the kitchen?"  Thelma pointed to a man running down the beach.
  "I hope so!"  Wendell declared as he strugged to regain his cool.
  Suddenly, out of nowhere, a chorus of crickets began to chirp loudly.
  "I spoke too soon.  About the crickets."  Wendell said in a daze.
  Mitch put his jacket over Melanie and told the police they needed an ambulance. 
  "She's in shock. Was it what Wendell asked or did she get a closer look at that crazy man before we did?  And how did Tommy Barton's phone get into a sealed sack of bone meal?" Thelma asked
 
 

~ TO BE CONTINUED ~
 
 
 
 

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  • Academy Award® Winner Helen Mirren
  • Scarlett Johansson
  • Toni Collette
  • Danny Huston
  • Jessica Biel

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DURCHEINANDER / Chapter Nine / PEOPLE OF INTEREST / July 18, 2013

 DURCHEINANDER
 

Chapter Nine

PEOPLE OF INTEREST / July 18, 2013

Officer Samuel Jefferies was there helping to hold back the crowd outside Melanie's Burger Bistro. Everyone wondered what was going on behind the yellow crime scene tape that surrounded the building, especially Melanie.
 
  "What is this all about?"  Melanie asked.
 
  "We're searching the premises for anything Mr Thomas Barton may have left behind. We need you to come in for identification purposes."  Officer Jefferies took Melanie's elbow and guided her towards his vehicle.  "There's no easy way to say this, ma'am. We believe Scottie is dead.  A man staying at the Torrance Motel, Mr. Joseph Ferguson, was the last person to wee your ex-husband alive.  He saw Scottie getting an item engraved in Old Torrance on July 3rd before the arrest.  Scottie was released on July 5th and Ferguson saw him getting another item engraved.  It turned out to be a murder weapon that turned up in the desert near Baker.
 
 

 It's covered with Scottie's prints and some yet to be identified prints.  The blood and red hair match that of a missing employee from the information center, a Miss Rebecca Daniels. Miss Daniels went missing on Mr. Barton's day off, which is the last time you indicated you saw him.  The information center has security camera footage of Thomas Barton ogling Miss Daniels on June 20th.  We believe the second set of prints will be Thomas Barton's."
 
 

 
 
~ TO BE CONTINUED ~
 
 

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DURCHEINANDER / Chapter Eight / MEANWHILE AT THE CAFFE PINGUINI

Chapter Eight
MEANWHILE AT THE CAFFE PINGUINI / July 10, 2013
 

Mitchell Doyle and Melanie Hayworth had lunch at the Caffe Pinguini in Playa Del Rey. Later they would consider it their first date, even though Thelma Reynolds was right there, riding shot gun, chaperoning Melanie.
"Where do you suppose Tommy disappeared to?  Thelma brought up.
"Stop worrying about it.  You two did what you had to do.  You hired another cook.  What else could you do?"  Mitch said.
"I liked him."  Melanie said.
"I confess I liked him as well."  Mitch nodded.
"You did?"  Melanie and Thelma chimed.
"Yeah.  He was a great cook.  It's probably because of him we are here celebrating.  You made the papers and you have an excellent chance of being voted best burger in the South Bay.  Against all odds your grand re-opening was a roaring success.  Tommy was cool as a cucumber.  Anyone else would have run off with the way Scottie acted."  Mitch explained.
"Well, it looks like he did run off after all."  Thelma sighed.
"At least he got us through the re-opening."  Melanie said wistfully.
"No more melancholy Melanie!  After we finish this champagne, let's walk on the beach."  Mitch patted his stomach.
"You didn't have to finish my dessert."  Melanie teased.
"Oh yes I did.  It was delicious."  Mitch replied.
"Well, you're going to have to walk to Santa Barbara if you intend to walk both desserts off."  Thelma laughed.

 

 
~ TO BE CONTINUED ~
 
 

The American Film Institute, World Premiere of HITCHCOCK Will Open AFI FEST 2012

World Premiere of HITCHCOCK Will Open AFI FEST 2012

HITCHCOCK starring Anthony Hopkins
On November 1, the World Premiere of HITCHCOCK will open the AFI FEST 2012 at Grauman’s historic Chinese Theatre on Hollywood Boulevard. The film stars Academy Award® winner Anthony Hopkins as Alfred Hitchcock, Academy Award® winner Helen Mirren as his wife, Alma Reville, Scarlett Johansson as Janet Leigh, Jessica Biel as Vera Miles and James D’Arcy as Anthony Perkins.
The film is directed by Sacha Gervasi and also stars Toni Collette, Danny Huston and Michael Stuhlbarg.  From a screenplay by John J. McLaughlin, the film is based on the book “Alfred Hitchcock and the Making of Psycho” by Stephen Rebello. HITCHCOCK, a love story about one of the most influential filmmakers of the last century, Alfred Hitchcock, and his wife and partner, Alma Reville, takes place during the making of the distinguished director’s seminal 1960 movie, PSYCHO.
“AFI’s history with Alfred Hitchcock is a proud one, from a Master Seminar at the AFI Conservatory in 1970 to his receiving the AFI Life Achievement Award in 1979,” said Bob Gazzale, President and CEO of the American Film Institute.  “We are honored to celebrate his lasting legacy with the World Premiere of HITCHCOCK – a bloody valentine to his creative genius and the inspired woman at his side.”
“Alfred Hitchcock’s signature style has made him one of the most influential directors in the world,” said Jacqueline Lyanga, Director, AFI FEST.  “This film pulls back the curtain and takes us behind-the-scenes of his lifelong collaboration with his wife Alma during the making of his 1960 masterpiece PSYCHO – it’s the perfect film to welcome our audience of movie-lovers with on opening night.”
 For the fourth consecutive year, AFI FEST will continue its unprecedented offer of free tickets to all screenings, but only the Star Patron Package and Marquee Patron Package will provide reserved seating at the World Premiere opening night gala of HITCHCOCK.  These and other AFI FEST Patron Packages and Passes – which can include access to sold-out galas and other high-demand films and events – are on sale now at AFI.com/AFIFEST.  The American Film Institute is a 501(c)(3) non-profit educational and cultural organization, and Patron Packages are tax-deductible to the full extent of the law.
 Free individual tickets to AFI FEST screenings and galas will be available to AFI members on Wednesday, October 24 in a 24-hour advance window before they become available to the general public on October 25.  In addition, AFI members Two Star level and above receive a 10% discount on all Patron Packages and Passes.  Information about AFI Membership is available at AFI.com/membership.

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